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Matt Owen
- Nov 27, 2016
- 3 min
JEREMY CORBYNāS TYRANT TRAVELOGUE
So, itās with great sorrow and serious sad face that I today learned of the death of great revolutionary and champion of social justice, Fidel Castro, at the tragically young age of 90. He had so much more to give. At the same time, I was also filled with great sorrow when I learned of the life of George Galloway, whoād filled his Twitter feed with snaps of himself being all matey and crawling up Fidelās glorious backside. Sadly, Mr Castro never had the pleasure of meeting me
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Matt Owen
- Nov 16, 2016
- 4 min
NIGEL FARAGE: ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL
When we look back at 2016, it will go down in history as the year in which all the so-called āexpertsā who write books and have qualifications coming out of their ears were finally proved wrong. The Guardian-reading, Ken Loach box set-owning elite sat in their metropolitan ivory towers, eating vegetarian Tofu or whatever it is they insist on calling food, have had their day - the voice of the common people has finally been heard. It all began on that fateful day in June when
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Matt Owen
- Oct 6, 2016
- 3 min
Amber Rudd: My Struggle II
In my first speech to conference as Home Secretary I wanted to leave my own personal stamp on proceedings by putting my foot down with a positive hand. I believe I achieved this goal and several other goals, of which I shall come to later when I can remember them fully. First of all Iād like to say that thereās been a lot of scaremongering following my announcement that thereās to be a crackdown on layabout scrounging foreigners who take up all the poorly-paid, 70-hour-a-week
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Matt Owen
- Sep 29, 2016
- 3 min
Kirstie Allsopp Is Very Cross
Well I donāt know ā what is a girl to do? You go out of your way to help your fellow overweight, working class man (or woman ā theyāre even worse ā especially the awful ones who wear leggings and pick their grandchildren up from the school gates dressed in onesies) by pointing out on Twitter that what they're eating is going to put them in hospital - and not a nice private one with an a la carte menu and a daytime Botox clinic. Oh no, it'll be one of those ghastly places with
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